June 17, 2025
To the tune of “The Brady Bunch Theme”
[Verse 1]
Here’s the story of a guy named Keyboard
He’s retired now with nothing else to do
When all at once a vision came before him
It was a dinosaur
[Verse 2]
He saw them when they traveled through a portal
To another place, another time
And when the dinosaurs discovered music
They formed a band
[Verse 3]
Then one day, some people saw them playing
And they knew there must be something in the air
The six dinosaurs played with rhythm
And then they became The Brontos band.
[Outro]
The Brontos Band, The Brontos Band
Mighty Outrageous Herbivores