The Brontos

Category: Original Song Lyrics

Original song lyrics and melodies written by yours truly.

  • The Brontos Theme

    June 17, 2025
    To the tune of “The Brady Bunch Theme”

    [Verse 1]

    Here’s the story of a guy named Keyboard

    He’s retired now with nothing else to do

    When all at once a vision came before him

    It was a dinosaur

    [Verse 2]

    He saw them when they traveled through a portal

    To another place, another time

    And when the dinosaurs discovered music

    They formed a band

    [Verse 3]

    Then one day, some people saw them playing

    And they knew there must be something in the air

    The six dinosaurs played with rhythm

    And then they became The Brontos band.

    [Outro]

    The Brontos Band, The Brontos Band

    Mighty Outrageous Herbivores

    I’m not a professional singer but here goes!!

  • DINO COVE

    DINO COVE

    July 12, 2025 
    To the turn of “China Grove” by The Doobie Brothers

    VERSE

    When the sun comes up on a little dino beach

     All around Dino Cove

     The raptors stretch while the little ones play

     Out behind their groves

     The dinos of the town are wild

     With scaly grins and jungle style

    CHORUS

    Yeah, you’re talkin’ ’bout Dino Cove (Dino Cove)

     Whoa-oh-oh, Dino Cove, oh-oh-oh

    VRRSE 2

     Well, you’d better head for cover

     The band roars with thunder

     They stomp and shake the ground

     When the groove strikes a beat

     You pick up your feet

     Cause they’re dancin’ all around

     They say that Thumper’s insane

     He and Groovy just ain’t the same

    CHORUS

     Yeah, you’re talkin’ ’bout Dino Cove (Dino Cove)

     Whoa-oh-oh, Dino Cove, oh-oh-oh

     BRIDGE

    But every day there’s a new tune playin’

     With roars and a funky twist

     T-Rythym and his pals

     Have everyone jumpin’

     You can even hear the music at night

     VERSE

    And though they’re lost in time long ago                        

     The dinos know how to shine

     They just keep on playin’ their beat

    CHORUS

     Yeah, you’re talkin’ ’bout Dino Cove (Dino Cove)

     Whoa-oh-oh, Dino Cove, oh-oh-oh

  • The Meteor

    The Meteor

    June 1, 2025
    Original words and music

    Verse I

    There’s a meteor blazing across the sky

    Ya’ know when it gets here we’re gonna’ die

    There’s nothin’ we can do but run and hide

    So ya better hold on tight!

    Second verse, same as the first.

    Chorus I

     We’re all gonna’ die when the meteor hits

     We’re all gonna’ die when the meteor hits

     We’re all going to die when the meteor hits

     So you better hold on tight!

    Third verse, tell it like it is.

     America’s first, but it cannot last

     When Trump turns his back, they will attack

     And send up the nukes they’ve stashed outback

     So ya better hold on tight!

    Chorus II

    There’s a missile blazing across the sky 

    Ya’ know when it gets here we’re gonna’ die

    Let’s light a Colita and say goodbye

    Our time is almost nigh

    (slower) Our time is almost nigh