Author: Douglas Bayliss

  • The Brontos Theme

    June 17, 2025
    To the tune of “The Brady Bunch Theme”

    [Verse 1]

    Here’s the story of a guy named Keyboard

    He’s retired now with nothing else to do

    When all at once a vision came before him

    It was a dinosaur

    [Verse 2]

    He saw them when they traveled through a portal

    To another place, another time

    And when the dinosaurs discovered music

    They formed a band

    [Verse 3]

    Then one day, some people saw them playing

    And they knew there must be something in the air

    The six dinosaurs played with rhythm

    And then they became The Brontos band.

    [Outro]

    The Brontos Band, The Brontos Band

    Mighty Outrageous Herbivores

    I’m not a professional singer but here goes!!

  • The Brontos Timeline

    Timeline History of The Brontos

    2025

    Timeline history of the brontos
    2025 JUL 30
    Felt the need to get organized and started a wiki for myself (and curiosity-seekers). Also long-term SEO strategy. 🤓
    Moonlight Melody by Doug Bayliss
    2025 JUL 21
    Published Moonlight Melody paperback edition. Preview available on Amazon.com
    Red White & Dino Blue book cover
    2025 JUN 10
    Published Red, White, & Dino Blue. Get your copy now on Amazon.
    2025 MAY 9
    Published Tim Takes Flight (a prequil introducing Pterodactyl Tim) now available on Amazom.com
    2025 MAY 3
    Published Musical Mischeif now available on Amazon.com
    2025 APR 11
    Published Festival Fiasco!! Available right here on Amazon.com
    2025 APR 9
    Published Jungle Jam! The first Brontos paperback book. Preview and get your copy now on Amazon.com
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    2025 MAR 28
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  • Moonlight Melody: The Brontos

    moonlight melody

    In Moonlight Melody, the latest installment of the Bronto Brothers saga, the beloved dino‑rock band ventures deep into the jungle for their most magical musical escapade yet. Raptor Rex, T‑Rhythm, Pterodactyl Tim, and company return under the moonlit canopy to overcome jungle challenges, jam out new melodies, and spread dinosaur joy through song and friendship. It’s a roar‑some mix of rhythm, adventure, and heartwarming teamwork—the perfect next chapter for fans of creative prehistoric storytelling

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  • 🦖 Raptor Rex – Lead Vocals & Songwriter

    🦖 Raptor Rex – Lead Vocals & Songwriter

    Raptor Rex Bronto Brothers Lead Singer

    Species:

    Tyrannosaurus Rex

    Nickname:

    “Rapper Rex”

    Role in the Band:

    Lead Vocals & Songwriter
    Raptor Rex is the showstopping frontman of The Bronto Brothers Band. With a roar that rattles the rafters and lyrics that stir the soul, Rex brings energy, grit, and heart to every performance. His blend of Southern Blues and country swagger is unmatched in the Dino music world.

    But Rex isn’t all roar, he’s got a big heart and a knack for turning life’s wildest moments into foot-stomping tunes. He’s the spark that ignited the band’s journey from lost in time to legends on stage.

    Personality:

    Charismatic. Confident. Always the first to step up and the last to back down. Rex believes in second chances, jungle jams, and finding your true voice.

    Signature Look:

    • Often wears shades (even indoors)
    • Wears a customized leather vest (stitched with the Bronto Bros emblem)
    • Carries a dino-sized microphone etched with claw marks

    Fun Facts:

    🎤 His roar once set off a car alarm in the next time zone
    🦴 Writes all his lyrics using a claw-scratched notebook
    🎸 Once crowd-surfed over a herd of Stegosaurs
    🌟 His favorite snack: Bronto Beans (spicy, of course)

  • 🎸 T-Rhythm – Acoustic Guitarist & Songwriter

    🎸 T-Rhythm – Acoustic Guitarist & Songwriter

    Species:

    Camptosaurus

    Nickname:

    “Campy”

    Role in the Band:

    Acoustic Guitarist & Songwriter
    T-Rhythm is the heartbeat of The Bronto Brothers Band. With gentle strums and thoughtful lyrics, he brings warmth and soul to their sound. His melodies are like dappled sunlight through jungle leaves—easygoing, honest, and deeply moving.

    Campy doesn’t just play music; he feels it. Whether he’s strumming under a shady fern or journaling by a bubbling stream, he’s always in tune with the world around him. His songs often speak of friendship, courage, and the simple joys of life with dinosaurs.

    Personality:

    Reflective. Laid-back. Philosophical. T-Rhythm is the band’s deep thinker and a steady presence when things get wild.

    Signature Look:

    • Always barefoot, or in dino-sized flip-flops
    • Wears a vine-woven headband (a gift from a jungle elder)
    • Often seen with a leaf-bound song journal tucked under his arm

    Fun Facts:

    📝 Keeps a song journal made from giant jungle leaves
    🌳 Once wrote an entire album while perched in a treetop
    🎶 His strumming once calmed a stampede of panicked rinos
    ☀️ Favorite time to write: right before breakfast, humming melodies in the mist


  • 🎸 Axe Raptor – Lead Guitarist

    🎸 Axe Raptor – Lead Guitarist

    Axe Raptor

    Species:

    Velociraptor

    Nickname:

    “Axe Breaker”

    Role in the Band:

    Lead Guitarist
    Axe Raptor is the wild energy behind The Bronto Brothers Band. With claws flying and strings screaming, he shreds solos that light up the jungle. Fast, fierce, and full of flair, Axe’s guitar work adds electric fire to every track.

    He’s the band’s adrenaline, always chasing the next big riff and never afraid to take risks on stage. If it’s loud, fast, and slightly chaotic, Axe is probably behind it.

    Personality:

    Bold. Unpredictable. A show-off with a heart of gold. Axe is a thrill-seeker who lives for the roar of the crowd and the snap of a broken string.

    Signature Look:

    • Wears a spiked tail cuff (purely for flair)
    • Bandana tied around his head, usually neon and mismatched
    • Custom guitar pick made from a fossilized fang

    Fun Facts:

    🎸 Has broken more guitar strings mid-song than anyone else in the band
    ⚡ Can restring and tune a guitar in under 30 seconds blindfolded
    🔥 Once played a solo so intense it made a volcano burp
    💥 Carries at least two backup guitars just in case

  • 🥁 Thumper – Drummer

    🥁 Thumper – Drummer

    Thumper, The Brontos Drummer

    Species:

    Bisticeratops

    Nickname:

    “The Thunderbolt”

    Role in the Band:

    Drummer
    Thumper is the unstoppable rhythm engine of The Bronto Brothers Band. With horns up and sticks flying, he powers every performance with booming beats and primal pulse. His drumming isn’t just heard—it’s felt, like distant thunder rolling through the jungle.

    Despite his powerhouse playing, Thumper is a gentle giant at heart. He’s the band’s loyal protector and emotional anchor, always ready with a solid groove or a reassuring nod when things get shaky.

    Personality:

    Steady. Loyal. Protective. Thumper doesn’t say much, but when he does, it’s either profound… or hilariously offbeat.

    Signature Look:

    • Wears a vest stitched from retired drum skins
    • Always has at least one cracked cymbal “for luck”
    • Carries his favorite dino-sized drumsticks in a hollow log sling

    Fun Facts:

    🥁 Once knocked over a fruit cart with a single kick drum blast
    🌧️ When he plays a slow groove, rain clouds tend to gather (coincidence?)
    🪵 Learned to drum on tree stumps before he ever saw a real kit
    🍌 Favorite snack: mashed bananas mid-solo

  • 🎸 Groovy – Bass Guitarist

    🎸 Groovy – Bass Guitarist

    Groovy, The Brontos bass player

    Species:

    Allosaurus

    Nickname:

    “Groovaourus”

    Role in the Band:

    Electric Bass Guitarist
    Groovy lays down the deep, funky backbone of The Bronto Brothers Band. With grooves so smooth they make ferns sway, she’s the glue that binds the beat to the melody. Her basslines pulse like jungle roots—steady, soulful, and impossible to ignore.

    She may be the only female dino in the band, but Groovy doesn’t ask for the spotlight—she owns it. When she steps forward for a solo, even the insects stop buzzing to listen.

    Personality:

    Cool. Confident. Unshakably chill. Groovy’s got a wry sense of humor and an instinct for rhythm that borders on supernatural.

    Signature Look:

    • Wears gold-tipped claws and a shimmering jungle-leaf scarf
    • Her bass is named “Boom-Boom” and covered in tiny mirror tiles
    • Often seen swaying to her own beat, eyes half-closed in the zone

    Fun Facts:

    🦋 Birds often land on her tail mid-show and stay for the whole set
    🎶 Doesn’t use picks, just pure dino finesse
    🍍 Favorite drink: chilled coconut nectar with a twist of pterofruit

  • 🎹 Pterodactyl Tim – Keyboardist

    🎹 Pterodactyl Tim – Keyboardist

    Pterodactyl Tim playing a piano

    Species:

    Pterodactyl (technically not a dinosaur, but don’t tell him that)

    Nickname:

    “Tim the Glider”

    Role in the Band:

    Keyboardist & Sound Sorcerer
    Pterodactyl Tim brings the atmosphere. With wingtip precision and a love for all things synth, Tim creates dreamy melodies, spacey interludes, and dramatic swells that send audiences soaring. His keyboard magic adds sparkle and soul to every Bronto Brothers jam.

    Tim didn’t start out as part of the core band—he sort of floated in. But once they heard what he could do with a set of keys, the band knew they’d found their secret sauce.

    Personality:

    Mysterious. Quirky. Kind of a genius. Tim’s the band’s deep thinker and audio alchemist—just don’t ask what dimension he’s from.

    Signature Look:

    • Always wears a Hawaiian shirt (even during snowstorms)
    • Keeps feathers perfectly preened with an organic fern gel
    • Keytar always slung across his chest like a warrior’s lute

    Fun Facts:

    🎹 Once played an entire concert while floating midair
    🌀 Speaks fluent “synth” and has conversations with his instruments
    🛸 Claims to have once jammed with aliens, but can’t “prove it”
    ☕ Favorite drink: lukewarm swamp brew with a dash of meteor dust

  • Quiz: Which Bronto Are You?

    Quiz: Which Bronto Are You?

    Take the quiz, discover your inner dino, and grab a cool collector card to show off!
    https://brontobrothers.com/quiz/

  • DINO COVE

    DINO COVE

    July 12, 2025 
    To the turn of “China Grove” by The Doobie Brothers

    VERSE

    When the sun comes up on a little dino beach

     All around Dino Cove

     The raptors stretch while the little ones play

     Out behind their groves

     The dinos of the town are wild

     With scaly grins and jungle style

    CHORUS

    Yeah, you’re talkin’ ’bout Dino Cove (Dino Cove)

     Whoa-oh-oh, Dino Cove, oh-oh-oh

    VRRSE 2

     Well, you’d better head for cover

     The band roars with thunder

     They stomp and shake the ground

     When the groove strikes a beat

     You pick up your feet

     Cause they’re dancin’ all around

     They say that Thumper’s insane

     He and Groovy just ain’t the same

    CHORUS

     Yeah, you’re talkin’ ’bout Dino Cove (Dino Cove)

     Whoa-oh-oh, Dino Cove, oh-oh-oh

     BRIDGE

    But every day there’s a new tune playin’

     With roars and a funky twist

     T-Rythym and his pals

     Have everyone jumpin’

     You can even hear the music at night

     VERSE

    And though they’re lost in time long ago                        

     The dinos know how to shine

     They just keep on playin’ their beat

    CHORUS

     Yeah, you’re talkin’ ’bout Dino Cove (Dino Cove)

     Whoa-oh-oh, Dino Cove, oh-oh-oh

  • Red, White & Dino Blue: The Brontos

    Dinosaur pulling a beer wagon parade float.

    by Doug R. Bayliss
    Book 6 in The Brontos Dinosaur Adventure Series

    Red, White & Dino Blue delivers star-spangled fun as the Bronto Brothers band gears up to headline the town’s Fourth of July parade. But when a float fiasco turns the celebration into chaos, it’s up to a courageous newcomer—Simetra, a pint-sized dino with a heart of gold—to step in. With quick thinking and creative flair, Simetra helps the Brontos turn a potential disaster into a dazzling holiday triumph.

    Packed with patriotic cheer, teamwork, and a rousing dino soundtrack, this festive installment celebrates the power of community, courage, and believing in yourself—even if you’re the smallest one in the band.

    Publication Date: June 10, 2025

    Series: The Brontos Dinosaur Adventure Series (#6)

    Themes: Independence Day, underdog hero, teamwork, music

    Audience: Ages 10+ | Ideal for read-aloud and dinosaur lovers everywhere.

    Available on Amazon.

  • The Meteor

    The Meteor

    June 1, 2025
    Original words and music

    Verse I

    There’s a meteor blazing across the sky

    Ya’ know when it gets here we’re gonna’ die

    There’s nothin’ we can do but run and hide

    So ya better hold on tight!

    Second verse, same as the first.

    Chorus I

     We’re all gonna’ die when the meteor hits

     We’re all gonna’ die when the meteor hits

     We’re all going to die when the meteor hits

     So you better hold on tight!

    Third verse, tell it like it is.

     America’s first, but it cannot last

     When Trump turns his back, they will attack

     And send up the nukes they’ve stashed outback

     So ya better hold on tight!

    Chorus II

    There’s a missile blazing across the sky 

    Ya’ know when it gets here we’re gonna’ die

    Let’s light a Colita and say goodbye

    Our time is almost nigh

    (slower) Our time is almost nigh

  • Tim Takes Flight: The Brontos

    Pterodactyl Tim playing a piano.

    by Doug Bayliss
    Book 4 in The Brontos Dinosaur Adventure Series

    Tim Takes Flight tells the uplifting story of Pterodactyl Tim discovering the joy of solo flight. “High above the trees, Pterodactyl Tim caught the breeze. The wind whistled over his wings like music as he swirled,” while The Brontos watch in amazement, never before having seen music in motion.

    This 36-page picture book (independently published on May 9, 2025) captures themes of courage, self‑discovery, and musical inspiration, ideal for early childhood readers and adults alike.

    Featuring Tim’s graceful flight and the Brontos’ supportive response, this installment emphasizes how stepping up, even when you soar alone, can uplift both performer and audience alike. The tale is full of vibrant imagery, playful pacing, and a melodious sense of adventure.

    Publication Date: May 9, 2025

    Length: 36 pages

    Language: English

    Series Position: Book 4 in The Brontos Dinosaur Adventure Series


  • Musical Mischief: The Brontos

    Bronto Brothers Musical Mischief

    by Doug Bayliss (Book 3 in The Brontos Dinosaur Adventure Series)

    Musical Mischief follows the Bronto Brothers—Raptor Rex, T‑Rhythm, Pterodactyl Tim, and friends—as they visit Miss Melody’s school. Instead of music class harmony, they discover scattered instruments, tangled wires, and a looming cancellation of the much‑anticipated music program. With creativity, teamwork, and a healthy dose of dino‑rock spirit, the Brontos rally students to clean, tune up, and stage a spectacular talent show—saving the day with rhythm, confidence, and friendship.

    Perfect for young readers, this 42‑page tale brims with playful mischief, accessible music‑themed storytelling, and inspiring messages of collaboration and resilience.

    Publication: Independently published, May 3, 2025

    Length: 42 pages

    Language: English

    Available on Amazon!

  • Fiesta Fiasco: The Brontos

    Festival Fiasco dinosaurs

    by Doug Bayliss
    Book 2 in The Brontos Dinosaur Adventure Series

    Fiesta Fiasco cranks up the volume as the Bronto Brothers return for a dino-sized mission—to save the town’s summer festival! When the headline act bails at the last minute, chaos threatens to silence the celebration. But with rhythm, resourcefulness, and a whole lot of heart, the Brontos step in to turn things around with a show the town will never forget.

    This foot-stomping sequel blends music, mischief, and messages of teamwork and confidence. Bursting with bold illustrations and catchy beats, it’s perfect for young readers who love dinosaurs, dancing, and feel-good fun.

    Publication Date: April 9, 2025

    Series: The Brontos Dinosaur Adventure Series (Book 2)

    Themes: Summer festival, music, teamwork, improvisation

    Ideal Audience: Ages 10+ | Great for read-aloud and dino-loving families

    Available on Amazon →

  • Jungle Jam: The Brontos

    The Brontos in their tree house

    by Doug Bayliss
    (Book 1 in The Brontos Dinosaur Adventure Series)

    Jungle Jam: The Brontos introduces readers to the energetic dino-rock band led by Raptor Rex, T‑Rhythm, Pterodactyl Tim, and their prehistoric pals. Set in a lush rainforest, the team encounters instrument mishaps, quirky wildlife encounters, and musical chaos, but always come together to stage an unforgettable concert.

    Targeted at readers aged 10+ this 45-page tale weaves together accessible narrative, playful mischief, and music-themed adventure. Published independently on April 9, 2025, Jungle Jam sets the tone for an upbeat series that celebrates friendship, creativity, and jam‑packed dinosaur fun.

    Order your copy today!

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